Saturday, January 17, 2009

Sleep E-mailing

Well all of us would have heard of sleep walking and also sleep talking, but how about sleep- emailing ? I had myself not heard about it until i read this

What could be the possible implications? What if Mr Raju claimed he was sleep fudging the numbers? The courts and the doctors would sure have a tough time!!!

Well the Satyam subject reminds me of Amul.These guys have always made some of the whackiest and interesting ads.Check out their take on Satyam.



And this spoof on the blocbuster Ghajini would sure make the ladies smile.Guys Beware !!!

Friday, January 16, 2009

Frendz...

I have been living away from home for almost six years now and came across a wide spectrum of people. With some of them I have shared all my dilemmas, joys, fears and tears. They have made a lot of positive difference to my life and I have learnt some of the most valuable lessons from them. I would like to thank all of them and tell them that they are very special and important to me. I was planning to write this post for a long time but it was getting deferred for no reason what so ever. Finally a few events that I witnessed as we welcomed New Year made me feel that I might not get a chance to pen a thank you for all these wonderful friends who have made such a positive difference and decided to start typing.

1)Doctor: I have known this dude for almost 6 years now, someone whom I can trust completely. His smile is really infectious and can brighten up anyone’s day. To say that he is very popular with the opposite sex is to put things mildly. But for him I would have never learned what diplomacy is and how it can be positively used. Thanks for teaching, for showing me what music is and how one can get high on it, for sharing all those tough times and for everything.


2)Commando: Well our association has not been that long but in the brief time I have really come to know a very thinking, caring human being. Even at the risk of sounding mushy I would say I was really touched by what I saw of you when Vishnu was leaving. It’s just not possible to have a friend like him. A black belt and a fitness freak his love for bikes is second only to his friends. Buddy thanks for being there.


3)JD: Well they call him that for reasons I don’t wish to discuss here but he is the one who initiated me into long distance bike riding. The first follower of this blog, he has been with me in most of the crimes. How can I ever forget all the late night trips to MG with him. Dude come back to Bangalore and we will party harder this time around.


4)Rocky: Well he is definitely rocky style. Has a sense of humor that no one can beat. Easy going and fun loving I can just about talk anything to him and he listens it out, at times no matter how crazy.


5)Mota: One of the coolest heads that I have known. He has been a perfect sounding board for so many of my ideas now. Someone who has helped me see a completely different picture of things and situations in tight situations. Have seen some rough patches in the relationship with him but I feel that really helped in the longer run.


6)“Do you think I am dumb, deaf or dud?”: Have known her for long and also not known her for long. Like any association there are obviously good and not so good memories. But then I sure owe it to her for teaching me so many things, the list is long and positive and I am not being sarcastic. It has been great to have known you and shared all those moments.

7)Rulz: Well no rules for her but then she rules wherever she goes. I am yet to come across someone as honest and in the face as her. The fact that she can give a call and genuinely congratulate you and then say that she feels equally jealous is simply stunning. Thanks for being so honest.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Leadership

Engineering Technology and Management was on of my favourite subjects in college. In Kalpna mam we had a very thought provoking teacher. During one of the classes when we were about to start a chapter on leadership she first asked each one of us to state the qualities which each one of us felt a leader should possess. As usual I was sitting on the last bench and heard an array of answers before my turn came: honesty, punctuality, commitment, logical bent of mind etc.

I stood up and said vision. If the leader does not have a vision, if he does not know where he is leading his team or people to, what is the point in calling him a leader? Ah, pat came the reply from one of the first benchers, “That is not there in the book.” I could not help smiling at the naivety and the exam centric narrowness of that answer. Of late the economic slowdown and the Satyam saga has again made me think hard on this question.
So here we go…

1)Vision: I hold this as one of the most important parameter for any leader. A leader should have the vision to look into the future. He should have a bold dream. He must know where he is leading his people. It is only a visionary who can change the world for good, make it move forward. Our reach should surely exceed our grasp. Without a bold vision we might have never got our freedom, without bold vision slavery may have never been abolished. Jamshedji Tata and Dhirubhai Ambani like scores of other great business leaders had a vision which helped them succeed. But there is a danger in dreams that are easily conjured up at night. During the internet bubble a lot of money was wasted on unrealistic business dreams. Thus it is realism about the world that separates dreams from delusions. But then how can we distinguish one from the other? One thing that all of us need to understand is whether our dreams are really our own or are they commodity dreams lifted straight from the shelves of mass culture. Also the strength of that dream needs to be tested. Often we will have competing dreams. Are we ready to sacrifice one for the other? Will the dream pass the test of fire? Dreams that are fragile, need constant pumping up are in reality are delusions thus better avoided.


2)Prudence: After every bubble bursts pundits, finance gurus, journalists, anyone and everyone who has an opinion can’t stop emphasizing on this virtue. It is very necessary to keep ones head which gets all the more difficult in today’s era with so much of noise but very little information. Prudence is care, thoughtfulness or concern for a wide range of practical considerations. Even after all the preaching it is easy to overlook. The problem is that it smells of weakness. One may question the commitment and decision making powers of a leader. But then it’s far better to make the errors of omission rather than that of commission. If you have been an investor in stocks and thought of all your trades I believe you would have realized this for yourself. One of the best management tools is to break things in smaller parts and then solve them. Well it is good to simplify things but a case cannot be made for oversimplification. A leader needs to be aware of complex human realities and needs to factor them prudently in his decision making process. Value investors like Warren Buffet are the masters of this art and it sure has paid them handsomely. It is like riding a bike. When one is to go through a tight blind corner it makes sense to give it an extra second, make a mental map and look further into the corner before committing to it. That does not mean the rider is afraid or does not have faith in his skills. In an era of “Business at a speed of thought” it makes a lot of sense to sit back and reflect prudently at times.


3)Commitment and devotion: Leadership is a long hard journey which requires years of efforts, tenacity and courage. There are no shortcuts; infact there will be seductions and diversions. No guarantees of good luck are made. Thus without the commitment and devotion a leader with no amount of skill or charisma is bound to fail. Someone cleverly said “Love what you do and do what you love.” Most successful leaders work very hard and have had to make huge personal sacrifices. With the emphasis on a better work life balance does this view of very hard working leaders make them a sad poster boy with the caption “No one ever died wishing to have spent more time at office” I firmly believe NOT. These leaders are not work machines on auto pilot. They do understand their choices and options. But more importantly they have a deep accountability towards themselves. A leader does not endure the hard tasks that come in his way, rather he embraces them and believes that they make his life complete. I think it is the only thing that can describe why so many people in all walks of life go that extra mile without being paid or honored for it. British explorer Sir Ernest Shackeleton is a very good example. He stunned the world by leading his crew back from a disastrous effort to cross Antartica on foot. Along with his men he spent nearly five hundred days making their way to safety through perpetual darkness of the polar winter. In the face of danger Shackeleton was a great leader but on land and in normal times he was a failure. Between his expeditions he was relentless and unhappy. All his business ventures failed. Great leaders find the work in which they thrive elsewhere they are useless. Also successful leaders do not take vows of poverty, they do expect to be rewarded fairly but this is not what drives them. Shareholder value is important but it is just a condition. One does not pour ones life into work because of his obligations to the role. One does that because of what it means to him. To keep the powers these leaders enjoy one needs to have firm checks and balances in place. There should be transparency and sound governance which good leaders respect. But this is not what they work so hard for. Only because they are committed to their work and are accountable to themselves they bring that extra sensitivity, imagination and wisdom.


4)Ability to inspire and make others struggle: The true function of leadership is to create more leaders and not more followers. Successful leaders do not give black and white solutions to their people. They inspire them, ask them tough questions and unsettle them. One of the fine examples of this art in practice is exhibited by Thomas More. He viewed leadership as vigorous, provocative form of teaching. A true leader knows how to get under the skin of his people and engaging them. He sometimes provokes them, sometimes frustrates them and sometimes makes them laugh. . Great leaders understand that people don’t like being preached or scolded. An African proverb sums it succinctly, “When I pray for bread and get it, I think about bread and forget God. When I pray for bread and don’t get it, I think of God.” Though leadership is a serious business knack for humor surely helps a leader a long way in this task. But it shouldn’t be confused with jokes. It should pause as well as laugh, making the listeners grasp the significance of what was said.


Well, that is enough for today. I will continue this post later, when I have got some other thoughts in my head a little more ordered. Do let me know your views and opinions.